Examples of Responses
Things You Can Say About Your Motorcycle... BUT NOT a Bad Lover
"She roars to life with just one touch."
"He’s happiest when I’m in control."
"She shines when I give her a little polish."
"Takes a while to warm up, but totally worth it."
"Even when she’s loud, I still love the sound."
"She loves it when I take her for a long, scenic ride."
"He hugs the curves better than I do."
"I can ride her all day and still feel great."
"When she’s purring, I know I’m doing it right."
"She’s reliable, responsive, and ready to go."
Things You Can Say About a Realtor AND a One-Night Stand
"They really know how to close."
"I wasn’t planning to commit, but the offer was too good."
"They walked me through it, step by step."
"It all happened fast, but I felt taken care of."
"They showed me around before sealing the deal."
"I didn’t expect much, but I left satisfied."
"They staged everything perfectly."
"They had me signing papers I didn’t even read."
"I was in and out in under an hour."
"I probably should’ve looked at more options… but oh well."
Things You Can Say About Your Ex-Wife AND Jail
“I did my time—never going back.”
“The food was terrible and the company was worse.”
“Felt like a life sentence.”
“Everyone warned me, but I didn’t listen.”
“Getting out was the best day of my life.”
“There was no escaping without a lawyer.”
“They both changed me… permanently.”
“I made a lot of mistakes to end up there.”
“Let’s just say I learned my lesson.”
“Some people definitely belong there.”
Things You Can Say About Your Best Friend… BUT NOT Your Boyfriend
“We cuddle, but it doesn’t mean anything.”
“I tell them everything—even about my crush.”
“I’ve seen them cry in sweatpants eating ice cream.”
“They always hype me up before a night out.”
“We’ve shared a bed, but nothing ever happened.”
“I borrow their clothes without asking.”
“They ghost me for days and I’m not even mad.”
“They’re my emergency contact, but just emotionally.”
“They know all my exes… and still stick around.”
“I love them, but like, platonically.”
Things You Can Say About Pickleball AND a Business Meeting
“It got intense fast, and everyone was trying to score.”
“There was a lot of double-teaming and zero eye contact.”
“We started out friendly… then it got competitive.”
“I wasn’t dressed for it, but I showed up anyway.”
“Someone got slammed and took it personally.”
“There was a lot of back and forth, but no one really won.”
“It was supposed to be casual, but now I need a drink.”
“One wrong move and someone’s getting fired.”
“I had no idea what I was doing, so I just smiled a lot.”
“We wrapped it up early and called it a success.”
“Someone brought snacks, so it wasn’t a total loss.”